21 Jump Street

Let me be frank. Johnny Depp has thus far had an amazing career of ups and downs. Ed Wood...brilliant, Edward Scissorhands was a crazy wacky movie that I enjoy, his turn as Jack Sparrow was refreshing, and who can forget him being sucked down into a vortex hole of Freddy Krueger's creation and spraying out like a bloody Old Faithful? That said he is getting a bit too perfect and I mean that in a very nice respectable way.

I've never heard a bad story about him. He just tipped some guy 4000 dollars at a dinner. He dressed up as Jack Sparrow when his daughter was in the hospital and entertained sick children. Can I also point out he is a handsome man and be "hot" to women when he is clean shaven. When he has a weird pube beard. When his hair hasn't been washed in 3 weeks and is greasy and he actually looks worse than a homeless guy down in Venice he actually becomes more endearing to women. As Dave Damashek pointed out, he could rub hippo shit all over his face and he would only become more attractive. Is this post born out of pure jealousy?? TOTALLY.

This is not me hating Johnny Depp though. Public Enemies is now my most anticipated movie of the summer. With that in mind, stop being so awesome because you're making me feel bad. It would help if you gained 50 pounds and got ugly too.