Honk if you demand Satisfaction

So I'm hung over. I'm at work. Hmmmm, Pita Pit is only a block away and sounds good. My manager gives me money to get her something too.

*Enters Store*

Hi, yep I'd like a philly steak and cheese....Oh so you're out of steak? Okay I'll get a chicken ceasar....out of bacon too. Ummm yeah I guess bacon bits will act as a worthy substitution for real bacon. Yeah, could I get extra cheese on that first....so its 75 cents extra for more cheese.

At this point I'm thinking what the hell?! For one, how does a food establishment of any type just run out of food. Thats like going to a McDonalds and they say "Yeah we're out of nuggets." Then this guy has the balls to want to charge me extra for a handful of cheese when they don't even have what I want? Service industry be damned.

Staying In Shape Sucks

Worth Noting: I'm not in shape yet am trying to be.
Also Worth Noting: Getting motivated to get in shape sucks.
Definitley Worth Noting: Beer is filled with lots of calories.
Truth Defined: Chipotle fucking rocks.

Slamball

The rumors were swirling...could it really be happening?! The local athletic club after going through renovations has added a lot. I guess they have new tennis courts...but something more stunning is the inclusion of a SLAMBALL COURT. Yes, the same SLAMBALL that swept the nation and promtly went back to the land of obscurity is now in the local athletic club albeit a few years late. This is good news. SLAMBALL was the future of basketball, and I intend to try it.

Store of Books

Me: Do You have this book? (says title)

Store Clerk: Hmm, let me check. It should be on this table over here.
----- It isn't

Store Clerk: Thats weird, we had a lot of copies earlier this week.

Me: Thats fine.

That was the highlight of my day.