Sunday, December 25, 2005

Evidently Obesity is Bad

So America is fat. I think everyone here in this country understands that we like to be fat and its pretty fun overall. The truth is I'm more worried about all these stories about how fat we are. For example, I'm over at the the BBC news site and they have an article on obese americans. The article includes what is to be presumed a fat american guy.



Note the flannel, the badass jeans, the cool glasses, and the awesome beard which is Macho Man Randy Savage esque. I wonder, do they get the permission from these heavyweights? How would you feel if they asked you to be a "model" for the morbidly obese?! In other words, keep on trucking America...cause big is beautiful.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Horse Diapers

Court rules diapers for horses amount to cruelty

Reuters News Service

VALLETTA - Regulations to control horse dung in the streets by forcing horse owners to tie bags under horses constituted cruelty to the animals, a Maltese court has ruled.
Malta has my full support on this issue.

Go Malta!