Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Good News For Hobos Who Eat Ham Sandwiches

I'm doing my dishes right. I made some nachos a few days ago and me being the lazy person I am, I did not do dishes immediately. There was some cheese residue left over on the plate and me being the sensible person that I am I try to clean the dried on cheese by scraping it with my finger. Next thing I know there is a shard of dried cheese under my finger nail. Yep, that is right...I fucking stabbed myself with cheese and it not only cut me, it drew blood.

Also, apologies for those who ended up watching The Pest intro.

Random Notes:

-My hair looks better right when I wake up, not when I get out of the shower
-I'm coming back to Minneapolis in a week and a half. Warm up the car for John Hardy's
-I need a bike asap.

This post was bullshit. Better stuff coming soon. I lied a while ago but there are some good movie reviews coming.

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