More Bitter Rants

Fuck You Lady in Subway Line

Let me be clear about one thing. Everyone at some point who has lived in the United States for more than a year has been to a Subway. The fucking menu is not complicated nor is it some great mystery. So why do you start your sandwich order and immediately after saying what bread you want, you now decide to become Zen Master of sandwich ordering? I'm on my lunch break motherfucker...I don't want to sit there in line while you contemplate the wonders of onions or no onions. Secondly, don't be a fucking dick when you're ordering. I hate when someone orders something and the sandwich artist asks them if they want Tomatoes and they say yes, then they comply with the order of tomatoes and then the purchaser has a change of heart and is like, "OH WAIT NO SORRY TAKE THOSE OFF!" Lastly the dudes making the subs wear plastic gloves. One dude just got done making another sandwich and this vapid cunt came up in line wearing a stupid ass blue tooth headset chatting away and the first thing she says to the dude is "Change your gloves" in the snottiest and most condescending way. If I was smart I would have slapped her in the face, took the earpiece from her head, smashed it, and then said don't be a bitch.

Road/Flight Trip Option?

Just watched a documentary called 'Kicking It' on Hulu about the Homeless World Cup. Sounds pretty fun. Anyone want to go next year?

New Year's Eve

I have never had a truly awe inspiring new years eve. Don't get me wrong...I've had fun with New Years in the past. But I've never had one of those awe inspiring wow moments where Auld Lang Syne is playing with drunken revelers singing along and confetti is pouring from the ceilings and something awesome is happening. This needs to change.

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Live Blog/Detailed Film Study of Back to the Future Part I, II, and III

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