Monday, June 21, 2010

Totally True Story

I was at the bar yesterday enjoying myself. It was Sunday. I was hoping for a peaceful drink or two followed by some introspection while I listen to some tunes on the jukebox. Lets make one thing clear. I don't mind chatting to people at the bar, but we all know that there are the dudes and on occasion dudettes who are too fucking loud, too annoying, and have no social tact.

Well the mother fucking guy looked like Branscombe Richmond but a lot more haggard. If it was really you Branscombe I apologize. Either way I'm chilling and I'm talking with the bartender and he goes on to comment about how I'm a funny guy. Then he indicates that while I'm funny the difference between myself and himself is that I would freeze up if I was demanded to be funny but he wouldn't because he is a performer...or something. Later he would talk about how he went to high school with Paris Hilton's mom and how she was a total bitch at their high school reunion. Even later he would engage with a few people on why Goldman Sach's was a piece of shit and started engaging in politics. It was exciting.

He was wearing cowboy boots too and had a big gold nose ring like a pirate. Another day, another dollar.

1 comment:

  1. I've been running into tons of LOUD talkers in bars lately. I think because of world cup people feel like they can share their opinions on everything with me. If you wanna talk futbol, Spain, Argentina, Germany, Brazil, US (Tim Howard in particular) I'm game. Otherwise, please leave me alone.

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