I'm about to complain about Facebook so bear with me. Namely, the facebook app on the iPhone. The only reason I'm writing this is because I know the 3.0 app is coming out any day now but jesus christ the last iterations have been terrible. Besides the fact that you can't do half the things you can do on the conventional site, its horribly buggy, freezes, and crashes a lot. Not so sure I'm all for the 3.0 revision as some of the screenshots lead me to believe this might not be as functional as I'd like. That said, let the narcissism reach all time highs.
Next Target: New York Times App
Good job guys, you finally after about a year of updating got to a version that won't crash every thirty seconds. Congrats. Its still too clunky and updates too slow. Yeah yeah shits free so you can't really complain...except you can. You're the New York Times and you're leaking millions of dollars every month. Can't you hire one good nerd to make a decent App?
HALL OF FAME APPS:
Sim City - Finally I can play Sim City on my phone! I know that nothing gets a chick hotter than hearing about transportation issues and lack of commercial zoning opportunities in Sim City...nothing except having all that ON YOUR PHONE!!! Sim City is my favorite game on my phone.
MPR - Minnesota public Radio streaming to my phone. Only problem (which is not the fault of the creators but Apples own restrictions which effect the equally awesome Pandora) is that you can't play it as a background operation.
Thing I Irrationally Hate: KISS
This band honestly sucks. I realize that the thief of my mind Chuck Klosterman loves KISS but I cannot agree. I hate the shitty glitz, the stupid disco album, and the fact that Gene Simmons assumes he is really awesome and brags about how many women he has slept with. Gene Simmons is in fact a giant moron and I know this just by looking at him. Rock & Roll All Nite is not a good song. The only thing on this earth worth more of my scorn and contempt is Criss Angel.
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Criss Angel is the fucking WORST.
ReplyDeleteI also could care less about KISS, except for the fact that they are a very funny part of the sub-plot of the movie Role Models. They aren't in the movie, so it's ok.