The idea/concept behind this place is that we compete in an up scale market but we only serve meat and its absurdly modern/avante garde/utilitarian. The entire restaurant is made of concrete. There is loud thumping industrial music played over tinny loud speakers. Up on high perched balconies are buff shirtless mean slowly and rythmically hammering large pieces of metal, pulling on chains that are on pulleys, and operating large switches. When I said the entire restaurant is made of concrete I mean it. The tables and seats are molded from it. There are no plates. Services are done on rotations. We let the restaurant fill to capacity, everyone is served, and then we bring out the fire hoses. Since its all concrete I can just hose down the entire place and let it air dry.
The other really fucked up part of this place is that the bathrooms are elevated in the center of the restaurant. You go up spiral metal stair cases and you are basically over the entire dining area and its a giant cube. For some sort of idea think of a scoreboard in a sports arena and the dining area is where the rink/court would be. The thing is, the entire floor is made up of one way glass. So when you're up above everyone it will feel like you are pissing on/shitting on the patrons except they can't see up. Trust me, this is brilliant. Also we serve hot dogs but charge 742 dollars per dog because instead of relish I use black truffle paste and flakes of gold instead of onions.
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Where do I make reservations?
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