T-Pain is Terrible

Woah...long time with no blogging. Sorry.

Anyways the topic of tonights discussion will be T-Pain and his song "Can't Believe It." First I should say I've heard this song maybe 3 times and every time it was heard on B 96 one of a few R&B/Hip Hop stations in the Twin Cities. Also, holy shit htis song is bad. T-Pain is only 23 but he already has more money than I will ever have and slept with more women who were undoubtebly more beautiful than any women I have slept with. This all in mind, the lyrics to the song "Can't Believe It" are so terrible I just have to highlight them and make a running commentary here.

If you want to listen to the song: CLICK HERE

Anyways the song is essentially an ode to a woman that T-Pain appears to love/lust after. The main rub of the song is that he intends to shower her with gifts but also provide her with great vacations/trips to many destinations. This is where it gets funny.

He first offers her a "cabin, somewhere in aspen." This sounds alright.

He then offers to put her, "In a mansion, all the way in wiscansin." Not only does a mansion in Wiscansin (sic) not sound terribly appealing, is the dream of many a woman to live in a nice house in the suburbs of Milwaukee?

"I'll put you in a condo, all the way in Toronto" says T-Pain...and once more that sounds shitty. Why a condo in toronto? So many unanswered questions, but at least T-Pain knows what he wants to do with his women.