Things I've Never Understood

A Few Things I've Never Understood:

-Madea's ______ ________. Obviously Tyler Perry is some sort of magician because he manages to keep getting work. Seriously, its terrible. I had the honor of watching many a preview for Madea's Family Reunion while working at Blockbuster. It was not a pleasant time.

-Why The Simpsons stays on the air?! I love this show to death, but please put it down now. Of course this has been said Ad-naseum in the nerd-o-sphere but its true. The fact that many people think Family Guy is better than The Simpsons is enough to make me vomit.

-Dane Cook has clearly outworn his welcome in most peoples minds. What I'm more concerned about is the fact that the last picture I saw of him for promotion of his new movie makes it look like his face has aged 15 years. WHY?

-Zach Braff. Fuck off. I wanted to like you. Scrubs is funny. The other day I'm watching HBO and on comes that movie that isn't Garden State but might as well be. The plot was such, "I am being sad, and this attractive college girl wants to have sex with me. I'm sad. " Then the movie ended with him laying out on a porch while it rains and he does that sad face. Then someone lets him come in the house. FIN. What did I just watch?

-When did Donald Trump become sort of relevant but only as a late night punchline? I actually want more Donald Trump exposure. So he becomes really fucking annoying. I want to hate him a lot more than I do now. So please, NBC bring back Trump in every way you can. Let him guest host The Today Show, SNL, and The Tonight Show.