I have a lot of time to waste at my night job, which I'm at right now. First and foremost I have to say that I've learned a lot about myself and the world at large. For example, tonight I'm downloading a "game" that came out several years ago. The name of this game is 'JFK RELOADED'. Sounds fun right? The object is to recreate the JFK assassination. I'm downloading it right now and will have a full blown review.
And for those who didn't know, my otherwise uneventful nights are punctuated by the daily paper delivery. Around 4am or so the Star Tribune is delivered to my place of work. What you might not know or expect, is that a cross dressing white male delivers the papers. I'd say he's in his late 40's, overweight, and wears to much blush. He seems to like his blond wig and wears red lipstick. Its a very awkward and forced hello everytime I let him in the building. I had a fit of morbid curiosity wash over me and decided to sift through Craigslist casual encounters trying to find him. While I was greeted with multiple pictures of overweight men wearing nylons and the occasional cock shot, I never saw the paper delivery guy. I guess I'm glad...maybe?
Lastly, the nation has been rocked by a series of tragedies. The latest is obviously the miners trapped in Utah. I was on CNN and saw this:
Granted you're in shock and scared for their lives...but is that the best sign you can muster up? I've seen high school girls make better ones for the hockey team and their lives were not on the line. Also there are multiple miners...so either this person ran out of space or only cared about one person. So they're either stupid or selfish. WAY TO GO UTAH!!
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