I was going to start his post with a witty anecdotal fact about nothing. I did do that and it was about Bob Dole and giving senate tours to relieve stress when I realized the post sucked. I'm hungry.
Also I bought a powerball ticket so starting later tonight I will be financially set for the rest of my life. So I read that this LOSER at Macalester College says not to buy tickets. He also says "I am not a lottery buyer, and I think you will find most mathematicians are not, Most of the time the odds are against you, so if you play it many, many times, on the whole, you will end up losing." Yeah you idiot, thats why its the lottery....not the "win money all the time contest." I suppose most mathematicians don't like having fun either because the laws of probability are against having fun when you suck. I can't wait until I win so I can go to Macalester and just buy them a new math building and then name it "MATH SUCKS HALL."
One final note, he also says that I'm six times more likely to be elected president. Unlikely since I wasn't born in America. TAKE THAT MATH.
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