Seperate but Equal

What is a guy to do on campus when he has to use the bathroom facilities. Well the big thing would probably be finding a facility to use. I haven't been in every hall on campus but the ones I have been on have been lacking Mens rooms a plenty. Blegen from my understanding has one mens bathroom and about infinity womens. The time has come to unite against women, womyn, and transvestites. I'm going to definitley fantasize about writing a nasty editorial while I'm in class today about the need for more bathrooms.