First of all, fuck you Desean Jackson. I'm very glad you are tonight of all nights deciding to light up the Redskins since I already have my fantasty football week wrapped up...in that I won. Last week against the terrible Raiders you pulled a no show.
Secondly I think I've asked this question but whats the deal with porn magazines in airports. Besides the social shame of purchasing a dirty magazine from some 57 year old woman working at the store in the airport, you have the shame of trying to figure out when you're actually going to "use" it. Lets just say you decide to have your own little mile high club moment. There is not really any sort of sly way you can smuggle the magazine with you in to the bathroom. Unless I suppose you take your whole carry on bag with you in to the bathroom and even then you look a bit weird. Plus, who doesn't own a damn computer at this point?
Thirdly, why isn't every store at the airport open 24 hours? Is it not completely insane and stupid that an airport can be closed?! At the very least leave open one or two "general" stores so at the very least I can buy a damn candy bar.
Also Jeff Dunham is not funny and in fact fucking sucks ass.
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The trick to airplane magazine porn is you have to own it, if not openly flaunt it. Trust me.
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