First of all, I'm going by advice from Dan and am going to start giving out some pearls of wisdom.
Pearl of Wisdom #1: Make sure to live somewhere shitty, so you can afford to live there.
Pearl of Wisdom #2: Do not search for crack in Google Image Search with Safe Search off...you will not like what you see, EVER.
In other news drunk people are fucking loud as fuck and if I'm not drunk its not nearly as fun.
Finally, I feel like the blogvolution will not be televised...meaning shit, remember when the bridge collapsed? I could have run down to the bridge area and started live blogging and people would be linking to my blog and seeing my really stupid posts in my post history but since I'm doing live stuff I would be hot shit.
So...what I plan on doing is blogging the Republican National Convention and what not. I'm sure I can catch some cop cracking hippy skull or something.
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