Panda-monium

Or so the BBC claims...Washington National Zoo has a new panda cub...thus panda-monium ensues. So that definitley sucked. This post is pointless. I can't think of anything clever this late. So what you get instead is a rant of epic proportions.

We know the enemy...the mustache. On a woman it is wrong. On a man, usually its just creepy. So there are a few types of people who can pull it off. They are Stalin and Hitler....I think we see where this is going. Only super cool dictators or 70's porn icons can pull off a mustache. Well of course cops are still required to sport one but I think its time we retire the mustache and bring back the big gun...that being horribly large sideburns. Sure we see it on the occasional art major, but I want them to be standard issue.