Panda-monium

Or so the BBC claims...Washington National Zoo has a new panda cub...thus panda-monium ensues. So that definitley sucked. This post is pointless. I can't think of anything clever this late. So what you get instead is a rant of epic proportions.

We know the enemy...the mustache. On a woman it is wrong. On a man, usually its just creepy. So there are a few types of people who can pull it off. They are Stalin and Hitler....I think we see where this is going. Only super cool dictators or 70's porn icons can pull off a mustache. Well of course cops are still required to sport one but I think its time we retire the mustache and bring back the big gun...that being horribly large sideburns. Sure we see it on the occasional art major, but I want them to be standard issue.

Cell phone Creators are Clearly Jerks

Getting back to the whole cell phones ringing tangent, I started to think about who designs these. For one, why is there a "Turning off Phone" song that has to play when you shut it off. I shut my phone off so there is no noise, not so I can be harmonized. Two, why when you try to turn the volume on the phone down it beeps so damn loud. Those two reasons alone give me reason to believe phone manufacturers are assholes.

Post Halloween Syndrome

1) It is clear that anyone who wears just a "cat ears" or "Devil Horns" head thing and nothing else is lazy and undeserving of participating in Halloween fun.

2) If you are wearing cat ears and it is late November, you should be shot.

That is all.

Two Posts

So I'm doing two posts back to back as opposed to just making one larger one. The rant for tonight is most definitley cell phones. I have one, you have one, we all have them. We all have a button that turns the volume on them down. What the hell is wrong with you people. You have lecture the same time every week yet you always forget to turn the volume off. I can stand the buzzing coming from your crotchel region, I can't stand the harry potter theme blasting while I'm deep in thought over the crossword puzzle! So go to hell cell phones and go to hell really hot girl who is in one of the lectures who I never have the balls to talk to!

Buyer Beware: Craiglist

So Craiglist doesn't hit the top of myLIST (hohoho) for dating resources, but for some it seems like it appears to be a last ditch effort. Sure I was looking through the Craiglist personals...am I a freak?! All I'm saying is there are a lot more transexuals in the greater metro area than I ever imagined