Temptation Island

Remember that show? I mean why go to an island to ruin your relationship? This leads me to my next point...television is great. How can you not like My Super Sweet 16? The last episode I saw was particularly inspiring. A girl was hosting here super sweet 16 party and this very rude young man knocked over her caked. It was ruined. Her party was offically FUCKED OVER and she was crying. He ended up getting arrested, or at least thrown in a squad car. Tragic really.

Faith In Humanity Meter: Low----------Medium-----X--High

The List

A "Best or Worst" of list exists to create debate. I think we all know that no one acknowledges any list as being 100% correct since lists are typically created about inherently subjective topics (See: Music or Movies). That being said I present you the list of the Top 5 Movies Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

1) Street Fighter
2) Bloodsport
3) Sudden Death (Bonus points cause he actually is in goal for a shift)
4) Universal Soldier
5) Timecop (on the list cause to avoid electrocution in one scene, he actually does aerial splits onto a kitchen counter...if that isn't awesome I don't know what is?!)

Evidently Gas Costs Money

Suddendly the nation awakes to see a goddamn gas crisis of sorts. An article today in the Tribune points out that people are suddendly questioning their awesome home buys out in New Richmond when they realize that their commute to Murderapolis is disrupted by the cost of your soul for the trip. I mean get over it people. Just do what I do. Forcibly make all friends pick me up and drive me around!!

Also if you're not a fan of CraigsList...wake up and try it!!

If this doesn't restore your faith in humanity, what will?!


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