Haha at Harvard

So there is that Harvard gal....she's a sophomore, like me, yet she has a book deal. Well as it turns out she is a cheating mother fucker. Kaavya Viswanathan say, "wasn't aware of how much I may have internalized Ms. McCafferty's words."

Hmmm, so she plagarized mad. Publishers, set me up with a book deal and I promise you I'm will deliver the goods.

Haiku For Health

Apartment is hot
My ass is really sweaty
Time for nudity

Needs more Bacon

We need more bacon flavored things. Also, we need that gum from Willy Wonka that tastes like a full meal, minus of course blowing up to be a giant blueberry thing. I could go for some steak gum right now.

What we need is a plan!

So if we can travel in space, why can't we invent alcohol that gets you awesomely drunk but not awesomely hung over.

Also the asshole who came up with daylight savings time to in fact LOSE an hour should die.